Sunday, October 25, 2009

Racist Malay Shit



woooooooooooo......shithead!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

My New Found Love

So I was like doing "work" when suddenly PedoHan sent me link on MSN to a Youtube video, thought it was gonna be another silly short comedy but was actually a girl singing Goodbye Days by Yui, a J-Pop. And I gotta say that the girl is pretty hot and PedoHan keeps on telling me how he wanna (shooting sound!) her. Her voice is really angelic-like and she sound really good so I thought of posting it up here just for the fun of it and also to show that I maybe starting to be obsessed of her...xD (Did I just typed that? OMG O_O)



The song she sang below is the best I have to say. Really like her voice. Bet you will enjoy it as much as I do.

Taylor Swift is coming to London!!

Say what!?!? Taylor Swift is coming to London on the 23rd Nov! Am I even suppose to be that excited? I suppose so since she is Taylor Swift! OMFG! I even got the ticket to her concert for that evening. Now the only problem left is....how am I gonna wake up for my class the next day? I'm not in London la stupid, I'm in Brighton now, studying in University of Susssssssssex! (Anybody coming to that uni or place at some point, dont forget to come find me =) )

Anyway...I've been here for a week and only been downtown once. Don't even know this place at all and I know nobody at all being the 'anti-social' 'useless/hopeless-in-verbal' person that I am, I just simply wander around the area until I saw a pair of shoes that attracted me to it like an annoying and irritating housefly to a stinking-leaking garbage bag. (Yea, the way I describe that is damn cool mind you).That's my new shoe, the Nike Woven...as in weave~ Not really weaved though but the design looks like it is. If you say that it looks ugly, well...screw you! =X Excuse me...where's my manners? Owh...I remember, it doesnt apply to my writings.

Okay... so after buying them I continued on my lil' journey, wandering aimlessly until I came upon the beach. That's where the view caught my heart into a lockdown and took my breath away~ Take my breath away~ (OMG! WTF is wrong with me?) Obviously I need to take a picture of the place right? Dont have my face in it though, too ugly you see.

The white building there is the Brighton Pier and they have a carnival in it. Freakin nice right? The weather that time as always damn cooling and sunny so it was simply breathtaking...(seriously, why am I using all these words now?)

So basically, that's like what I did the whole day, staring at the sea for few hours like a stoner that I am. Owh..not that kind of stoner, the non-drug-taking type of stoner that can stare at the clouds for 8 hours. (Yes, I really did that when I was on the plane once...lifeless eh?)

Before I finish this lame post though, I wanna post up a picture, showing what me and my friends did when we...I mean they were....'high?'A poster in Sunway Pyramid located at the cinema's exit. They were smoking as usual after a movie and then the poster was obviously already ripped and burned with cig butts that their hand also gatal to make it worse. So they practically burnt a hole at the kid's lip and stuck their cig butt in it. Looks damn cool eh? Owh...and did I mention that the python the kid was holding also have a ciggy in its...mouth? That's a rhetorical question btw for those idiots that cant realise it.

Well....wait just a minute. Bye.

P/S: If you are my friend, come to my place and study together with me =D

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Lala Post

The following photos shows how lala we can be, and the reason we did it just purely because we were waiting for a 'prince' to come out of his house and get into the damn car and so we were bored. There are actually more photos of us doing this but then you know la, pai seh enough already just by posting one u know.

JunYih
ME
KaiJin

They did ask me not to post this on my blog but then I dont see the harm in just posting a lala photo of them. See what a good friend am I. =)

P/S: I still feel so lonely! Yes, I do like to complain!

Please read to hear my rant and stress ><

So...here's my reason for not updating: my house's internet line is so slow that even my mama complained about it. Good enough reason yeah? So why am I updating now? Simple, because I'm not home anymore. I'm currently in my uni and no matter how shit their connection is, it will still be faster than the one I have at home.

Ok, so here I am ranting about how farting lonely and stress I am feeling now. Here's the situation, I'm in Uni; a new place that I have never been to before; dont know where the hell are all the things at; stayin in a single room; dont know anyone since I'm new; I dont have all my things with me cuz the rest are all in a storage company and I cant get it back until I paid the outstanding amount and they can only deliver it back to me next Wednesday the earliest; Vodafone just called to tell me to pay the outstanding amount also by Friday for my wireless service; I only have a pair of shoe and no slippers; left lil in my bank and I mean lil, why do you think I cant pay for the outstanding amounts and no they dont accept cash; and did I mention that I'm alone? I guess I'll mention that again in caps and exclamation sign.

I AM FREAKING LONELY AND STRESS AND SHITZ KEEP HAPPENING!!!!!

*cough* So I guess that's the end of my rant and complains. Sorry, would have a proper update when I have solve all these problems.

P/S: Can anybody take me away from here?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Dedicated to my one and only Chatterbox-Emo-LalaChoong-Lame-Friend


Well....it seems like I suddenly have the mood to do a post finally. Never seem to have the urge to write a post, too boring la wei. Besides, I did this to seek attention in the first place, and I think it has just outlived that purposes. And by the way, I am currently in my stoning (not that type of stoning, but a non-drug stoning state), so there might be some spelling mistake which I wont even bother to try and correct it to show how bloody shit i can be. Wow, I just sweared on here....oh wow, another spelling mistake there, too bad...so sad....wattafarting fark?

Kk...before I get off from my main purpose here, this post is dedicated to...read the title again la for god sake, I'm too lazy to type the whole thing out. What? I can copy and paste it? But that wouldnt be sincere anymore now would it? (As if this is sincere) Wow....I cant believe that I'm typing this post at a speed of 500words per seconds...which is basically a lie, but it is actually very fast like the speed of light...wow...over exaggerating. My...my stoning mode really is wattafood?

Kk...so basically, I spent nearly everyday with the kid on his last few days in Malaysia (actually, I spent everyday with him since he's the only one on holiday). So after another few more lines of my ranting and craps, I would post a list of photos just to make this post look longer and lamer and possibly much more boring than it can be. Oh, and I know that you're starting to scan through this whole part rather than reading it like a nerd because that's what people like you and me do. We just skip the reading and look/stare/dunno wtf else at the photos because it's much easier and less stress than reading. Wow...my crap...never ending.....please....shut up....zzzz...weeeeee.....lalalalalaLOLIpopopopokerFart?


DAAAAAAAMMMN! Seems like the internet speed suddenly was so farted up so I could only manage to post 2 pictures. But I'll be back! Gov Arnold Alois Schwazenegger Terminator T-800 famous quote promise style. If I could, I would ask you to talk to the hand. So...till then, Judgement day shall arrive! Man....how much more lame can I be?

Dadadadaada.....so lemme cont on with the photos now.

And 2 of the following photos are taken on the day he leaves. He looks like a freakin penguin while Adrian is posing in a China-crossover-Korea-wth pose.

Actually there's alot more but too bad right now I feel like dying since I only had less than 5 hours of sleep in total for 2 days. So Ima end my post in a gay-ish way......Toodles...teehee~ (OMFGLOLTHXSTFU)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Pi Li Pa La Pu Li Li Li

Guess who's back?~
Back again~
Shady’s Joshua's back~
No one cares~

First off! I'm seriously apologizing to my i-finally-got-your-attention-i-think-i-have-fellow-readers. I haven't been updating for like nearly 2 months though I have sworn to seek your attention by updating at least once a week. Not my problem la, I was working (excuses #1) , internet speed is slow like hell as usual (excuses #2) and most importantly, my computer was broken and I only got my new laptop 2 days ago. (Not really an excuse btw)

Anyway, I'm too lazy to type any more, just wanna let people know that this blog is still alive and will have (hopefully) plenty of updates soon. Oh...and by the way, I got A,B,C,D for my A-levels result. Wow... i can sing the alphabet song with it now.

P/S: Pixie Lott is freaking hot!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Hippie-Wannabe (Not me)

Before I finish reading the final chapter of my manga and a chapter in my book, drinking mi ribena, listening to music and MSN-ing then going to bed(I do multi-tasking btw....all the time @@), Ima post a picture...or maybe a few pictures of Shauyin trying to be a hippie with C-Ham (her brother) 's hoodie. Hopefully she wont kill me for this.


That was what I wrote like an hour ago when my laptop suddenly freeze on me again for the 4th time...think I have to change a new one again... ><


P/S: There's more but then its all blury cuz she just wont stay still, (and she's the one who wants her pic took -_-" ).

PP/S: R.I.P MJ, you will forever be remembered. (Not Michael Jordan la! Dont care bout him la!~)

PPP/S: Crap! It's only half 7 now...what am I to do?!?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dubai Airport

Since I have nothing to do now and the internet line is so darn slow that's even worse than streamyx now, I thought about posting about Dubai Airport...dunno why la~ Currently sitting in the Business Lounge now while waiting for my next flight back to KL. Just had a 6...or was it 7 hours flight just then. Emirates ma....so have to transfer flight in Dubai each time. Pictures will be uploaded later when I'm back in KL, the line here is too damn slow as I'd mentioned it just now.

So....boomboombabadadadeedadadam I dont even know what I'm doing now. Hopefully I wont have any sort of flu later when I arrive at KL, if not......DIE! Quarantine wei! Err...does coughing counts?
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Sunday June 28th 2009

Lol...thought I was gonna do this 2 days ago but then keep postponing it, too darn lazy to do it eventhough I'm like self-quarantined. (Considered so although I still go out often =X) Anyway, after waiting for like an hour (literally) for my pictures to finish uploading, here it is!
Was taken inside the business lounge, didnt take much picture of it because it's just too huge! Their decorations and room styles is different in every corner and unfortunately I was sitting at the least interesting part because there just isn't any space left at that time. Oh, did I mention that the food and drinks in there are all free? Lol... I always like take a bottle before I leave. Not those 'bottle' la, just water.And then this is basically what the airport looks like. It's the newer side of it so that's why everything looks so shiny and all. Oh, and it's also a shopping mall btw. Anyone who has to transit here always go shopping de, but then I takde duit la wei, so I have to just endure it everytime. They even have a huge fountain/man-made-mini waterfall in the airport, didnt take pics of it because it was like so far away from where I am at that time.The old side of the airport looks...boring. Before the new side of it opened, you can always see people sleeping everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE. On the floor and on the seats. The floor is carpeted so at least it wont be cold when you sleep on it. And NO, I did not follow those 'jakuns' way before. (Although I had thought about it before).My meal on the plane. Forgot to take a picture of the main course, had something duck la, cant remember d since it's like 4 days ago and I usually have short term memory on what I ate. The appetiser was lobster, tasted quite sour with the lemon and some weird herbs. Best part of the flight this time is that the whole row was empty other than me on it. Damn happy wei! So many pillows for me to use xD The pillows wasnt those small small one btw. Therefore, eventhough I wasnt intending to sleep on this flight so that I could adjust myself to M'sia's time and preventing myself from jetlag, falling asleep with so many fluffy pillows surrounding me was eventually inevitable XD.

So that's it la....dont know why but if I dont post a picture of myself in it, some people would start saying it's a lie. Zzz.... ><_><P/S: I look so gay/lala/emo/wateva-u-wanna-call-me in that picture.
PP/S: Sorry for the pictures, could've scale it down if I have photoshop....(ooo...another PS)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Trip to Birmingham

Since I have nothing to do at all and am trying to keep myself busy, why don't I post about my trip to Birmingham yesterday. Didnt take much picture though so sorry m(-_-)m , as if you care about it anyway.... (oops..my pessimistic view just came back again...nooooo~!) But seriously, I only took 3 pictures in Birmingham, 1 of Chinatown and 2 inside Bull-Ring (shopping mall).

So that's the Bull-Ring food court. Went over there just to get a few Krispy Kreme before having lunch over at Chinatown. Bull-Ring's size is just almost or maybe even bigger than Sunway Pyramid but it contains much more SP though.
Yeap...so this is Birmingham's Chinatown....uh huh...that's just it, only 1 short street. It's funny because Birmingham is supposely to be the 2nd biggest city in England after London, but yet it have such a small Chinatown...smaller than Taipan USJ <_<

Reasons for going to Birmingham:

  • PlayStation 3
  • Buy foodstuffs for a mini hotpot (da bin lou).
First thing I did when I got back to my room was to set up my PS3 so that I could play it via my laptop's monitor. But then unfortunately my laptop can only output and not input even with HDMI....sad ><The mini hotpot session begun at 11pm right after the housestaffs' roomcheck. Lol...it was really good depending on the situation we have. Know it looks like we dont have there but it's actually quite alot for 2 person to eat. Anyway that's just about it for yesterday... Just to keep me busy for a few more moment, Ima just post another random picture of me trying to act cool...waaaay~

P/S: Having my final paper tomorrow...Economics 2884!
PP/S: Have not start studying for it yet.... xD It's nothing for a genius like me though...(aiseh...muka tembok!)

Monday, June 15, 2009

Kyoto, Japan 09 ( +look at your own risk photo!)

Lol... seems like I didnt update last week. What to do, my laziness attitude seems to have taken over me for the whole week until somebody started to complain to me about not updating. Just finished Maths C4, 100% fail! Not like I need Maths to get into my choice of uni though so dont care la. Anyway, this post would be about....lemme see ah....k la, lemme do it on my recent school trip to Japan. Was there for like er...11 days? Cant remember la. Own a crap lousy camera and forgot to take it with me so I'd use my phone to take pictures throughout the trip. This post could be separated into 2 parts or more to not make it that long but...dunno la, anything la!

We got to Japan at night on the 14th of April 09. So no pictures on that day. Next day was pretty much around the school so nothing much la. Skip to 16th, that's when we went to Kyoto.

The entrance to Kyomizu Temple literally translate to "Clear Water" Temple. Unfortunately the Sakuras doesnt look as beautiful as it is suppose to be...we were few days late to see proper Sakura trees.

A wishing stand sort of thing where you write your wish on a piece of wood and then hang it there. Dont know why I didnt do it, probably because I cant find where to get that wood block gua...

(from left to right)Connor and CJ. Connor is just so adorable dont you think? Whereas CJ...well, at first when I got to know him he was okay, but then this lil' twat took advantage of kind-good-nature (yea, I do have that) and annoyed me to the point where he's in my list of 'People to be whacked before I leave school' now. So that means next week he'll be crying like a twat he's suppose to be instead of some imbecile. =X (I can be evil when you push me.)

After that, we headed over to another temple...Kinkakuji Temple, a golden temple as you can see. The top 2 floors are covered with pure gold and the pond right in front of it is called Kyouko-Chi (Mirror Pond), because it reflects the temple's image. Why I know this? Because I had to bloody write a Japanese essay on this for my exam, that's why.K la, before somebody start saying I made this up again I have to post this horrible picture of me sleeping. (WTH is that, Ian?) Doesnt prove much though, but nevermind, I got a group photo to post next time. Taking too much of my bandwidth usage la, blogging (actually I'm just lazy to blog that much after exam). Next week when I'm home, yea home...(quite anxious bout it now), I'll continue my blog, so wait till then la.

Btw, some idiot gay clam boy is mad at me now and wouldnt even talk to me for posting an ugly photo of him, but if I take it off now the whole post wouldnt make sense now would it? and I have to change it....too much effort. So in an attempt to satisfy him, I'll be posting a picture of me when I'm at my most ugly state...shyt...!

HOLYMULTIWTFWTHUGLYSHYTHEADROFLMAOLOLXBLABLABOO!!!! Cant believe I just posted this online for everyone to see....never shown this picture to anyone before, think I'd del it off from my parent's computer before they saw this. So yea...it was deep hidden within my files. You happy now boy? Oi you! Stop laughing! = =" Had to censor the shirt because...my face already ugly enough ok! T_T I have finally dug my own grave here..R.I.P. I shall say.

P/S: I'm starting to like having P/S for no reasons.
PP/S: I'm planning to dig my grave furthur in by buying a PS3 without telling my parents in the next few days.
PPP/S: I still suck at blogging, Please forgive me!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Totally random

Aiseh...so long didnt update, paiseh le~ Eh...? Wait- didnt I said that I would post only once a week or maybe twice a week at some point? So....dont that make this post my 3rd in a week? Holy sheeet! This must be some freaking miracle! So shouldnt I be getting some prize for doing this? Come on, at least give me a round of applause la you ungrateful- (oops...) Haha... >< Anyway, I dont really have any inspiration to ss at the moment, having exams at the moment. Got 2 papers to do tomorrow le and I still havent even prepare for it yet. Still got time to update my blog to seek your attention pulak, what da hell wei. Yeala, I get it la, too many words in the post right now, so I should just get over it by posting some random pictures I have.

Okay, just pictures would be just like some photo slideshow right? Damn boring de la, I also know it. So to make it more interesting I'll be explaining why I have these photos and what made us do this. So here it goes, me and my friends went down to London during last Spring's half term, and one of my friend made a smart decision for us to stay in some BnB sheethole just for the experience. Basically there wasnt any towels there for us to use when suddenly one of my friend called us over to the hotel he's staying to party and so we went over, and then my friend came up with another brilliant idea of stealing the hotel towers. So we can really be holding the towels and just walk out of the hotel right? Since my friend just kept coming up with this brilliant ideas, I cannnot not come up with my own (in-)genius idea right? So I folded the towel straight rectangular-ly and then put it over my shoulders, put on my shirt and my hoodie, and tadaa! The picutre below is the fruits of my (in-)genius idea!

Look at how muscular I could be in just under 1 minute! Cool eh? Wanna know my secret?! Just read my story again dumb dumb, too lazy to re-tell my story. People gonna start strangling me later if I do any more words.
Here's my friend who decided to change my excellent idea into something that's more suiting to his liking- having big boobs.
Hey, if there's a pair...is that how you count boobs? Anyway, I'm a growing boy (well, I suppose), obviously my instinct is to grab it right? He even let me do it at his own freewill so there's no sexual harassment here.

Wow..it still looks like there's so many words here. Damn! What a failure! Anyway (another anyway... -_-) , anyway (there I go again -_-"), anyway...I took only one photo of the sheethole BnB that I was staying at, wanna show you how sheet it is. (Lucky I only had to stay there for 2 days, stayed at my friend's house for the remaining 7 days. Phew~)
Look at how sheet it is. Now I just remember what a duckhead the person at the register hall was. Screw him!
Random photo I took when I was in NikeTown. Posting for fun...told you it's random.

P/S: Finally know what p/s stands for but I still prefer to call it as playstation, sounds cooler.
P/SS: Is it pp/s or p/ss? Wait...it stands for post script, so it's post-post script?
PP/S: I am lame and am suppose to be studying now.
PPP/S: To fellow bustards and beaches! I never lie in what I post and never will.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Chicago Trip Oct 08

Hey! Hey! Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Since I didnt took much pictures on this trip, I'm just gonna do this first to get it over with. Last Oct I went to Chicago on a school trip for like 2 weeks? No...1 week, well, 11 days to be precise. Stayed with a host family and lucky I had a hot chick as my host. Unfortunately no pictures of her because she was always running here and there. Btw, Chicago is a.k.a. Windy City because...i forgot. Go check it out yourself la. Anyway here are the pictures:A Malaysian Food restaurant which was burnt down 2 days before I take this picture.

Find the Malaysian flag!

This is not taken at the Sears Tower obviously.

Some giant bean thingy which is famous for being a giant bean.


The place where I crashed my Murciélago =(
Orange Fountain! Wonder if it's drinkable....


Look! It's Navy Pier!
She was the crazy one in our group, and I was practically their photographer.Lol...so this is where Anna's grave is. R.I.P.
The underground tunnel where the Batmobile was destroyed by the Joker.
Where rich people lives...they even have their own cruise park right below their apartment!
Oreo Burgers. (Not my hand btw, dont even know when did she took that)All ready to leave.How much cooler can their airport be? Looks like some amusement centre.

Ok...i failed this miserably = = I hate you!!!! No matter! I had promised to seek your attention and yes I will keep that promise. Furthermore, I promise that I will try harder next time.
Received complains that it's like a slideshow but sorry la, my brain is not operating at optimum level at the moment therefore I can't think of what to write. Lets see....if this goes on I think instead of posting all my trips in one go, why dont I do it alternately? So the next post would be about something lame and the on after that would be another one of my trips. Dont like it? I dont like you then.

--Transmission Ended--
--Reconnecting...--
Lol...one of my friend thought i made this up and then I just realise that it sure does look fake. To prove that it's not I have to post an ugly picture of me now...haih.
--Transmission Ended-- (really this time)